December 2010
21 posts
The Year Kenny Loggins Ruined Christmas →
“An unforeseen plot twist arose when, in a final attempt to jar my family into cooperation, I cast the baby Jesus to the ground and began to repeatedly bludgeon him with my cane.”
“He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to...”
– Kung Fu Panda
definitely forgot how many epic quotes this movie had
“‘Twas the nightmare before Christmas, and all though the house,
Not a...”
– from “The Nightmare Before Christmas” by Tim Burton
definitely had no idea he initially wrote it as a poem and then adapted it
"Directions" - Billy Collins
You know the brick path in the back of the house,
the one you see from the kitchen window,
the one that bends around the far end of the garden
where all the yellow primroses are?
And you know how if you leave the path
and walk into the woods you come
to a heap of rocks, probably pushed
down during the horrors of the Ice Age,
and a grove of tall hemlocks, dark green now
against the light-brown...
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my christmas reading list (ideal)
1. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff
2. Walden
3. Basic Teachings of the Buddha
4. Vegetarianism: A Buddhist’s View
